Slowbeef has a name that isn’t Slowbeef

like I knew this in the back of my head but it sounds so weird to think that he has like

a name besides that

like fuck if you’d asked me what his full name was I’d probably have said Slowbeef Beefslow or something

I’m pretty sure kendra is the most innocent person on the planet considering she nearly cried when she said something that could’ve been taken as rude to Lana

god bless Kendra she truly is the virgin mary

I am starting to see thingsm ove on the floor that aren’t there why is there a spider in my room make it go away

AAAAAAAAAAA THERE’S A SPIDER IN MY ROOM AND IT WAS DESCENDING FROM THE CEILING AND I FREAKED OUT AND HIT IT WITH A BOOK BUT I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT IS NOW BUT IT’S IN MY ROOM AND ALIIIIIIIIIVE ;______;

I just folded a shirt in under 2 seconds and I’m scared and confused by the world now

Like honestly hearing a really upbeat version of Fly Me To The Moon while murdering angels in over the top ways with gun high heels and magic torture devices was just

good lord

I want more I NEED IT THAT GAME RAN ON PURE CAMP AND I LOVED IT SO MUCH

god don’t even get me started on bayonetta what a flawless game

I love bayonetta so much I can’t wait for bayonetta 2